The Jeff Mitchell E-Mail Annoucement List Message
Hey you. You’re looking good. I have a headache.
Hi everybody. Three cheers for evil webmaster Faust who got the mailing list up and running again. You didn’t even notice did you? Oh, well.
It’s frikkin’ HOT in Decorah, Iowa where I, Jeff Mitchell, live. If you are someplace cool, pity us poor slobs here.
I am through with complaining. I want to tell you something.
COME TO DORKFEST 2005!!!!!!!!!
Do you like ukuleles? Do you like rock and roll music? Can you never hear them at the same venue on the same night? Are you a pathetic DORK?
COME TO DORKFEST!!!!!!!!
this SATURDAY JULY 23RD!!!!!!
at the NEW MOON CAFE!!!! in OSHKOSH!!!!!!
Featuring the JACKSON STREET POLECATS!! (the world’s most handsome jug-band)
HAPPY!!! (Oshkosh rawk superstars!)
THE LEMURS!!!! (PUNK. ROCK!)
and maybe STEVE McCABE!!!!! (dork)
I don’t know how much this will cost you but it will be CHEAP!!!!
Also, my suave jug band the POLECATS will be playing
Friday, July 22nd
at CRANKY PAT’S in NEENAH
take care, Jeff